Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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