Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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