I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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