Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Farmville is her only friend.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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