Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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