Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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The uberlube is also flammable
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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