So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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