Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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