Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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