No awkward lesbian experiences without me
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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