Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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