So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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