would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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