Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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