Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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