Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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