I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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