so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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