just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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