he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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