People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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