everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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