try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
