She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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