i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
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Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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