Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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