Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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