Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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