I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Acid is not a monday night drug
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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