Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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