I need help removing her.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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