STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
third nipple confirmed
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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