those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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