She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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