I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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