Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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