remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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