Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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