I hate your face
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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