why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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