I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
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Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Floor bacon is actually really good
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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