wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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