Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize