Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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