i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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