Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
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You should frame my arrest warrant.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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