I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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