I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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