there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
ok first of all what the fuck
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