It's Friday. Sex?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
