if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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