I must be too annoying 4 u.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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