i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
