I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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