if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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