come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.