So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes