so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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